The idea for this one came from the ad shown at the bottom of this page.

• All your cash are belong to Bill
• It could not be used to pay for open source software... oh wait...
• All wallets would come bundled with one.
• It would be illegal to remove or circumvent the one attached to your wallet.
• If you got a new wallet, you would be required to get an interest rate "upgrade"
• Activating your card is a premier service.
• The card could import everything in your wallet – money, other cards, whatever. But never give it back.
• Every so often, for no reason, your wallet would explode.
• At check-out lines, you would have to agree to a 27 page EULA.
• It would gladly enumerate your credit and purchase history to any device that asked it.