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You would get UNfortune cookies at the end of your meal.
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With two you get buffer overflow.
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Free office assistant with purchase over $20
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You'd order anything off the menu you wanted. The Home meal, or Pro meal. Home is Pro, but the rice isn’t fried.
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The Home version of the meal would be prepared with a blender and eaten with a straw or other spill-proof container, instead of a plate of food and chopsticks like the Pro meal.
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Every so often they'd let you pay to try the beta of a new recipe. There'd be a web page where you (or your heirs) can report food poisoning (or death).
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Such problems would entitle you to 10% off your next purchase.
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You'd have to pay for a license to split the meal between two people (you would have to license the second plate separately).
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Every so often you'll get ingredients in the mail, to fix problems w/recipies, like a potato, because the potato soup used beats.
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Microsoft would patent rice, forcing Kabuki [a local Japanese restaurant] out of business.
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You'd get your FIRST chopstick for free...
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...Yeah, but it would be an old version that would conflict with the second chopstick.
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Next release of windows – code name "General TSO's"
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... Release date: "Be ready in 10 minute"
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You’d never be totally sure what species of meat it was
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... But you’d know it wasn’t penguin.
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