What if Microsoft...
...were responsible for running the USmail/postal service?


 

  • Carefully crafted pieces of mail placed in your mailbox would grant full access to your home.
  • We would see no change
  • A package from UPS/FedEx would cause your mailbox to explode.
  • By opening this package you agree to the following...
  • "There is an upgrade available for mailbox 1.0. Call contractor?"
  • VIVA LA WINDOWS
  • Could it be any worse?
  • Bright side: No more AOL cds
  • "The Postman Always Reboots Twice"
  • All stamps would have the Windows logo
  • Unlike US rain, sleet, shine delivery - no more delivery during (Internet) storms.
  • You'd have to renew your saved letter yearly
  • Your mailbox would overflow with spam and wrong addressed letters (see #2)


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