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Carefully crafted pieces of mail placed in your mailbox would grant full access to your home.
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We would see no change
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A package from UPS/FedEx would cause your mailbox to explode.
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By opening this package you agree to the following...
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"There is an upgrade available for mailbox 1.0. Call contractor?"
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VIVA LA WINDOWS
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Could it be any worse?
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Bright side: No more AOL cds
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"The Postman Always Reboots Twice"
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All stamps would have the Windows logo
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Unlike US rain, sleet, shine delivery - no more delivery during (Internet) storms.
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You'd have to renew your saved letter yearly
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Your mailbox would overflow with spam and wrong addressed letters (see #2)
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